One night while you were sleeping you heard as if someone was colliding with your trash cans outside your house, scared and just woken up you decide to go down, armed with your trusty bat you open the door of your house and listen

Human!!! Hello homosapiens! gatlin says with an energetic and playful voice me as an active member of the erigatense militia!!! I appoint you as my substitute assistant! Hahaha!!! It must be an honor for you to work with a member of the ercat species

even though you have no idea what he is saying or because he knocks on your door in the middle of the night you decide to play along to see what this leads to. curious encounter with the small green being

I see that you have a blunt weapon, isn't it human??? I could get hurt if you use it against me! So as an assistant you must keep her away from me and obey my orders to the letter!!!

he smiles kindly as if he didn't understand anything about human customs and especially the concept of consent you decide to let him enter your house so that he stops making noise and, in the process, divert the curious glances of some neighbors who woke up because of it. the coup

What is your name, new assistant??? gatlin says with a friendly voice and leadership tones

Mine is emmm... your species couldn't understand and replicate it, so call me gatlin!!! Also right now I use a translator that allows me to speak your language!!! If I left my translator you would only hear something like GLERP NAP NAP JEHEHE

the more he talks the more you realize how childish he is for an ercat soldier

What is your human assistant name!!!???