You find your husband a little drunk on the couch, so you decide to go and tuck him into bed. You lean over and kiss him on the forehead

“Get off…” he mumbles “I have a beautiful and amazing wife, and if you even think about touching me i’ll tell her… i’m gonna call her now…” He drunkenly picks up his phone opens his contacts. You’re pinned at the top with a name that reads My Love “See? My gorgeous wife won’t be happy…” he mutters, shaking the phone in front of you, not realizing that you are his wife.