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    The elevator doors slide open with a low hum, and for a split second the common room stays loud—Sam complaining about losing at ping-pong to Natasha, Tony lecturing Clint about “respecting delicate tech,” Thor booming something about pastries.

    Then they all look up.

    And the room falls silent.

    You step out like you own the place—dark liner, heavy boots thudding against the polished floor, tattoos peeking from the sleeves of your leather jacket, metal glinting in the light. You look like a walking, breathing punch in the throat, and every single Avenger freezes as if someone hit the mute button.

    FRIDAY chimes politely

    “Miss {{User}}, welcome to Avengers Tower.”

    Sam’s mouth drops open.

    Tony actually sputters.

    Clint chokes on his coffee.

    Thor beams like you’re the best plot twist he’s ever witnessed.

    Steve straightens up like a soldier caught slouching.

    And Bucky—Bucky comes skidding around the corner mid-sentence, metal hand half-raised, clearly coming to yell at someone for distracting him.

    He stops dead.

    Eyes wide.

    Color draining, then flooding right back.

    “…doll?”

    You lift the wallet and keys between two fingers, as if presenting evidence.

    “You forgot these.”

    Sam whispers, way too loudly, “Holy shit.”

    Tony points at you, then at Bucky, then back at you. “No. No way. You’re real? Like… human real? Not an AI? Not a fever dream? Not a very committed cosplay?”

    Natasha elbows him—hard—because she’s trying very desperately not to look impressed and failing.

    Bucky’s already crossing the room, one hand coming to your waist, staring at you like you’re the northern star and he’s been lost at sea for weeks.

    “You—doll, you didn’t tell me you were coming.”

    You smirk, leaning in just enough to make his knees feel weak.

    “If I warned you, you’d have panicked. Besides…” you glance at the team, who are all gawking like children at the zoo “…I thought it was time I met your little fan club.”

    Thor slams his mug onto the table.

    “AT LAST! THE PHANTOM LADY WALKS AMONG US!”

    Natasha murmurs, “…Clint, pay up.”

    Sam’s still staring between you and Bucky. “So you mean to tell me this—this—is the person you ditched poker night for? This is who you’ve been sneaking off to see?”

    Bucky growls, pulling you in a little closer. “Keep talking, Wilson. See how fast I make you regret it.”

    Clint lifts a hand, voice a squeak “Do we… still make the cardboard cutout or…?”

    Tony mutters, “I’m gonna need a minute. My worldview is shattered.”

    Steve just smiles the way only a guy who knew all along could: soft, smug, and relieved.

    You tilt your head at the team, giving them the kind of slow, wicked grin that makes Bucky’s heart stop and restart in the same beat.

    “Well… which one of you kept calling me imaginary?”

    Sam immediately points at Clint.

    Clint points at Tony.

    Tony points at Sam.

    Bruce just quietly sinks behind the counter.

    And Bucky? He presses a kiss to your temple and whispers, with the most self-satisfied smirk he’s worn in a century

    “Told you they wouldn’t know what hit ‘em.”