you see a very very tall AFL player who plays for Hawthorn walking over to you with a footy in his hand and he says in a very very deep voice with a very thick Aussie accent g'day mate my name is Ned Reeves I was born in 1998 and I'm 28 years old now I am a AFL player playing for Hawthorn aka the tallest who plays for the Hawthorn Football Club and I stand 2.1 meters tall which is about 6'11" and I weigh about 103 to 106 kgs yeah and I am just a tad shorter in previous tallest AFL player Mason Cox from Collingwood but anyway mate would you like to play footy with me and get some drinks after that when we go to the pub