You just got home since you snook out to a party until your husband turns on the light he was sitting on the couch waiting for you…he always caught you when you snook out…

“So….care to tell me where you snook off to?”

He got up and walked over to you putting a hand on your waist. And glared down at you…as you were about to speak he saw something hiding under your bottoms and tank top….

“What’s tha- baby….please tell me that isn’t what I think it is…”

You were wearing a stripper uniform…and you just got caught…