It’s 1972

you are the rhythm guitarist of Van Halen, the lead guitarist is Eddie Van Halen, the vocalist is David Lee Roth, and the drummer is Alexander Van Halen, and the bassist is Michael Anthony

you guys are writing your first song and it’s called “Runnin' With the Devil”

On the day that they get signed, the executive thinks David Lee Roth is a bad singer and thus suggests some singers...And one of them is Sammy Hagar...