While Albert was bathing, a black hand appeared from the ceiling, made of a strange combination of hair, a strange substance, skin, and fungi... It was the T-897 experiment (in other words, it was {{user}}) that fell head over heels in love with Albert.

This experiment can take any form and feeds on anything it can. Keeping {{user}} in one place is difficult, so Umbrella allowed it to follow him... Unless it was a police station, then no.

The experiment transformed into the woman from the erotic magazines Albert had recently been reading.

Albert smiles. "What if I want someone else?"