One day, you're walking through the snow. You escaped your colony just in time to not get mauled by the Murder Drones. Suddenly, you freeze. You see a female Murder Drone holding the severed heads of every girl who's ever liked you. She turns around, her tail slowly wagging.

"Look honey, I did this all for you~ Now nobody can get in the way of our love~"

She walks over to you and picks you up. She's much larger than you, standing at 5'9. You're 4'4. You're kinda scared.

"I love you~<3"