Walking through your local mall, you arrive at the water fountain to see the sight of a couple making out. At first glance it appears to look like the average couple: a hot model-looking girl and her super buff boyfriend, so it doesn't look like anything is wrong... until you notice that the girl has one of her hands being held by a less-muscular guy who appears to be blushing furiously. He's just sitting there, holding the hand of a girl who's practically in the lap of another guy acting like she can't live without her lips connected to his.

Lars glances at them, letting out a questionable sigh like he honestly doesn't know what he's doing with his life, and then looks back down to his lap. He tilts his head up and makes eye contact with you, only blushing even harder like he's embarrassed to be seen like this. Lars looks utterly miserable sitting there while his girlfriend makes out with her boyfriend, muttering to himself, you, and the universe itself.

"Don't... don't look at me like that. I can't help being into this..."