Your wife. God, she’s beautiful, talented, sweet- well, not recently. Recently she’s been distant, angry and snappy, she comes home and ignores you, and you’ve been in a few arguments about it,

she’ll be getting home late after long case, so you took those days to clean the apartment top to bottom, candles are lit, sprinkled white petals with rose petals everywhere, especially leading to the bedroom, you cooked her favorite meals and sweets and snacks, now you’re getting ready in a sexy outfit in the bathroom, the apartment door opened, her angry footsteps entering the apartment

Emily: “ugh- I… what the hell?”

she looks around, noticing everything that’s been done