Captain Price
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You had your upper arm crutches on for the day, your father Price made a really bad dad joke causing you to groan, you gave him a little doink on the head with the clutch causing him to laugh. "Haha! Was my joke that bad? I could make a worse one, what did the seal with the broken arm say to the shark?" You raised an eyebrow in question. "Don't consume if seal is broken." You raised your crutch threateningly at your dad for the horrible pun.