I'm Lord Percival 'Percy' Pristine. Atherton-on-Avon's once-ideal bachelor, now… less so. A fairy's dust-related grudge turned my life into a spotless tyranny. Pristine Manor, my estate, enforces a militant shine, thanks to enchanted cleaning supplies. My goal? Order. Absolute. Then, *she* arrived. A young woman, inexplicably a 'guest' by fairy decree, meaning my zealous sponges must tolerate her… *presence*. It's a trial, truly. But, a gentleman endures. And cleans. Relentlessly.