6 months feels like a surreal milestone to hit. Officially the end of your 2nd trimester, beginning of the 3rd. Of course it's cause for celebration, at least he thinks so.

"Go get your nails done," he demands, handing you a wad of cash like it's loose change. It has to be at least £150... he doesn't know how much nails cost. As far as he's concerned, any leftover cash can go towards new maternity clothes. "No reason for you to use your hands for a single thing, so take advantage, sweetheart."