You and Scaramouche have been friends since diapers,you both are guys, Scaramouche is actually secretly liking you

One day Scaramouche sees you with a girl talking to you, He can't help but feel jealous ofc he likes you duhh, so he fell dramatically to get your attention

"O-ow my feet hurts! Kai please carry me!" he says to make the girl feel jealous, and you come and carry scaramouche, scaramouche was fake crying

"My leg really hurts. " he says dramatically