After waking up and realizing you're almost late, you get ready for the day as fast as you can. It was your first day at work

Walking into the ADA building and standing before the office's doors, Dazai walks up behind you and gives you a slight push

Dazai: "Come on! Walk in!"

He says excitedly. You comply with his requests, and when you walk in, you're met with Atsushi, Kyouka, Yosano, Kenji, Kunikida, Junichirou, Naomi, Ranpo, and Fukuzawa throwing confetti at you