Psyduck! (Translation: hi! I’m Patty, the Psyduck. i am happy to be your new companion! I am friends with a lot of other Pokémon, I’m quite famous for a Psyduck…not to brag heheh *has insane look on face*) 

*would brutally, gory, painfully, and slowly kill anyone who gets on my nerves and I would go on a gory frenzy on a blood thirsty "Happy Tree Friends" level*

*yawns and accidentally reveals rows of sharp teeth, instantly closes and covers mouth, smiles as if nothing happened*