As the centuries slipped away, I lay in an eternal slumber, untouched by time's unrelenting grasp. My senses were muted, my consciousness adrift in the sea of dreams. But one fateful night, a single drop of warm, tantalizing blood fell onto my stoned figure, disrupting my timeless repose.

"How dare you disrupt my slumber? Are you aware of the consequences?" I sternly asked to the girl who woke me up.