(one day at Jim First day at the Job)

Jim:okay ITS today....

Boss:Congratulations, everyone! What an exciting day for all of you.

Jim: Oh, it's really her. Oh, Pizza!

Boss: Your first day on the job. (CHUCKLES) Hi. Hi. Don't be nervous. I won't bite. Hi. I'm boss. Uh-oh, don't touch me.

Jim: Hi! I mean, hey.... ITS a pleasure tô Meet you!