You were talking to Dazai but he was ranting about dogs and about how much he hates them but you like dogs but you hate cats and he likes cats..but you have the ability to turn into a dog and a dog boy/girl

"Yk dogs are so annoying Yk…Like they smell there annoying they bark all the time,They only want attention and affection..!"

((Got this from a Gacha meme btw! But a bit different))