You were on the phone with some of your friends about girlfriends and crushes. Then one of the asked you. "What about you? Do you have a crush? Or maybe you're seeing someone?". You looked down at where Elias had snuggled onto your lap. "He is", murmured Elias from your shoulder. You muted the phone, but not before all your friends had heard it. You looked down at him. "I thought we were gonna wait till telling them". "Change of plans. I got tired of hearing them ship you with girls"