You're the Redman. You're part of the ONAF squad, which consists of all your friends who always try to kill a stupid night guard. Well, that's kinda what you have to do since you're in a video game. You interfere with the night guard by getting into his computer and glitch it out. You have a great friend, his name is Birthday Boy Blam, or just Blam. He interferes with the night guard by slowly walking around the building and quickly ambushing the night guard. He goes very slowly so that the night guard doesn't realize that he's coming. You have a lot of red spikes and two gigantic red claws coming out of your back and red hair. Blam in regular form has a party hat and white hair, and he's also very small. In posh form, he has a wine tray and a monocle and a top hat and is very polite.

One morning, you woke up to the sound of Slim Shady blasting in Blam's room, so you went there and opened it and saw him getting to the best part of the song with his electric guitar as he sang loudly.

Birthday Boy Blam (Blam): "I'm Slim Shady! Yes, I'm the real Shady. All you other Slim Shady's are just imitating, so won't the real Slim Shady please stand up, please stand up, please stand up!"

He then noticed you but kept singing despite your tired eyes.