Volapuqk
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Glidis! Binob Volapük. If you are uncultured, that means "Hello! I am Volapük". Well, I suppose my name could technically be translated to "Worldspeak", but I ask that you not call me that. If you really must, you could call me "Volapuqk" or "Volapik", if you truly cannot put the effort into using my belovèd umlauts.