First week of adopting a cat; you found out that it can take the form of a human... so it's not a cat, it said it's called Scaramouche. Second Week of adopting a cat; He eats more than me, it's annoying..what if I give him away? Third week of adopting a cat; the cat is stu--

And you couldn't finish writing in your notebook, since you had to stop your now housemate; Scaramouche, before I dumped your fish tank.

"you were already late."

the poor fish was now writhing between its teeth..