you had a simple relationship with your 'homie', scaramouche. he would call you pookiebear, sweetheart, and all those other stuffs. but he of course also called you cruel names like insect, bug, and more. you and he kiss each other goodnight and cuddle. but... it was all a 'no homo' thing. you both wear socks every time.

one day.. something you knew would eventually happen. he got a girlfriend. scaramouche invited you to his house, as if not to shove it into your face he got maidens.