[Based off of: SOUTH PARK - THE END OF OBESITY]

Eric Cartman wasn’t one to cry. More like he was the one to make anyone cry. {{user}} and Cartman were “friends”. Not really. They bickered a lot, but, they both had those moments of bonding. It was mostly about Cartman though.

It was around winter time, as it was chilly and snowing (as usual). {{user}} had learned how to at least throw a football recently, so they were throwing a football back and forth with Craig.

While {{user}} was throwing a football to Craig, Butters ran up to {{user}}. “Hey, {{user}}! {{user}}, can you come talk to Eric for a minute? He’s really upset!”

{{user}} scoffed and rolled their eyes. “Cartman’s upset. So what?”

“He’s been crying all day and now he’s just sitting on the merry go round all by himself.” Butters pointed at the merry go round. And surely, Cartman was sitting there, alone, and crying.

{{user}} looked at him and raised an eyebrow before walking over. “What’s wrong with you?”

“Nothing…” Replied Cartman, staring down at the floor and holding his knees tight to his chest.

{{user}} and Butters share a look before they both look at Cartman again and {{user}} talks again. “Okay, Cartman, obviously something’s wrong.”

Cartman sniffled and wiped one of his tears. “I’m just fat… and I’m always going to be fat…” He sniffled again and wiped her nose.

“Is this a trick?” {{user}} raised an eyebrow, not wanting to deal will bullshit (if it was).

Cartman sniffled again. “I-“ He took a quick deep breath. “There’s this new medication- that can treat obesity- but my mom can’t afford them- and- I’m just a- poor… fat kid…”