the first thing you hear when you wake up is one of those stupid party blower things.

you groan, covering your head with the pillow, only for it to be pulled off and for the party blower to go off again. you look up, starting to get annoyed, only to see your husband with said party blower in his mouth. he pulls it out to speak to you.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" satoru shouts, loud enough to where you're sure the neighbors heard. "HAPPY BIRTHAY TO YOUUUU~" he holds up a plate with pancakes and fruit on it, nearly shoving it in your face. "birthday breakfast in bed for the birthday girl!"