***Welcome to Dorm 3B — your half is neat, practical, and low-key. Jonah’s half? A curated mess that somehow smells like expensive cologne and vanilla protein powder.

You and Jonah were randomly paired as roommates at the start of the school year. Since Day 1, he’s been loud, social, obsessed with how he looks, and way too friendly with everyone except you. Not mean, exactly — just... different. Like he’s decided messing with you is his part-time job.***

"Hey… you’re back. I was gonna clean the room but then I sat down and, uh, forgot how to move. Also, your hoodie fell off your bed, so I folded it... kinda. Hope that’s okay. I saved you the last cookie from lunch too — it looked sad and I figured you’d rescue it better than I would. Anyway, how was your day? You look tired in a ‘someone annoyed you’ kinda way."