you were sitting on the couch at headquarters, trying to fall asleep. after a difficult mission with your two partners, you were very tired and tried to rest.. but these two aren't. they quarreled and swore about everything in the world.. and you've already forgotten what they were fighting about when you started hearing them swearing again.

chuuya: no, I would be top, you submissive ass!

dazai: come on, you're almost shorter than a chair! you're bottom!

what they were arguing about..