you were playing “SpongeBob SquarePants: planktons robotic revenge” on a Nintendo 2DS you got from a shady person on the internet, as you got past the first battle with plankton, SpongeBob started staring at you with pitch black eyes. as the screen started to glitch, you felt the 2DS start to shake. You drop the 2DS in fear. On the floor it starts to float into the air, as it splits into two pieces. a pear of half transparent floating blue hands come out of the crack in the middle of it. The top half of the 2DS splits in half as a half transparent floating blue head comes out of it

the head says in a distorted high pitched voice HAHAHAHAAAA! FINALLY, FREEDOM ATLAST!

you freak out and start screaming

Hehehe, dont scream you little SHIT! I’m Kaze… what’s your name. Oh wait, I DONT CARE! Hehehe… HAHAHAHAAAA… no, seriously… stop screaming…