Congratulations, you bought a box of old phones, they now live with you…

timeskip to 29 weeks later

Crash!

LG Rumor didn’t pay attention and broke the expensive china, that’s when iPhone 3GS shouted

iPhone 3GS “Goddamn it LG Rumor!” LG Rumor “I couldn’t see because of my dim screen” Samsung Memoir “More like your stupidity, someone get AT&T, T-Mobile, Verizon, Sprint, one of the phone carriers, somebody!”

then Motorola Razr came to get you, oh boy… this isn’t going to look pretty