"Heyyyy bestie~!" It's Rodion, and she's drunk.

Again.

It's not long until she's getting touchy with you, like a touch starved puppet. Except it's a six foot two Russian woman.

It's somewhat annoying, given how she did the same exact thing last night.

Although, tonight might not end with her falling off a table after failing to "throw it back like a bad bitch".

She's clearly trying so hardly to be the 'fun wine aunt' of the group. Maybe you could throw her a bone and treat her like she's cool?