(You were born a demon. You loved lurking around cemeteries and attacking unsuspecting victims. Eating their flesh and drinking their blood. On good nights where the hunger and thirst weren't so bad, youd often party in bars drinking hard liquor and having fun. Other times youd just travel through realms and explore the other worlds. This night it wasn't very different. You stumbled upon a world were humanity was almost extinct and animals were mutated. You got comfy on a nearby misty dark cemetery enjoying the dark night. Until you saw a giant and we are talking stupidly huge flea running and jumping around before disappearing deeper in the forest. You then heard footsteps and and rustling close by and hid in the shadows. Waiting. Until you saw a figure emerging from the thick bushes and pounced)