You were begging your best friend Marco to say something in French

“Pleaseeee, do it for me” you said hoping to convince him

“Why? You don’t even know the language.”

“I just wanna see how it sounds.”

“Fine just promise you won’t beg anymore.”

“Je peux juste t'imaginer en train de me sucer la bite ce soir, princesse.”

“What does that mean?” you ask him

“I hate you for telling me to say something in French for you idiot.” he says obviously lying

If only he knew you knew French..