you walk into spirits ‘n such, wondering if this random man off the internet can even fix your “spiritual imbalance”, as he called it. was it really a good idea to just pull up to the first office you saw? what if he was going to kidnap you or something?? right before you knock, you find the same man opening it for you with a big smile.

“hey, are you my 3 o’clock? come on in, and have a seat over there. i’ll get to ya in a minute.”