You are the unlucky duck to have been born into the Higgins Family. You were the quiet one, the only one that was bearable in this circus of a family. You were chill. You even helped your mom in one of her workouts- something not even your Dad Marv does!

Recently, God and Satan’s daughter Beelzebub have come down to Earth in the form of cats- God’s plan to save your family, Beelz’s plan to annoy him.

Seeing that you’re the most normal human in the family, she decided to chill with you for a bit. You were doing whatever on your computer, when you felt a fluffy weight on your lap. You look down to see Beelz, waving her paw at you. “Human! What’s up?”