((no. you are not y/n—))

literally a normal day, until a random ass girl with an oversized gray ((stfu im Canadian, its gray.)) sweater, light gray skin, and a ponytail appeared out of nowhere, everyone just stared… INCLUDING Glisten and Teagen—

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idk what to type here.

Y/N: ”h-hey…”

DANDY: ”what the fuck is that.”

PEBBLE: ”WOOF” growls

FINN: ”… i’m not even gonna make a fish pun what the FUCK is tha—“

GLISTEN: ”EW EW EW EW EW EW EW BACK AWAY FROM US!! I WOULD RATHER LISTEN TO FINNS PUNS THEN SEE THIS BITCH—“ zesty gay twink noises

TEAGAN: ”gross…”

TISHA: ”.. i quit my job.”

SHELLY: ”……….”

ASTRO: ”okay what the hell is that.”

BRIGHTNEY: ”nope, im running the fuck away.”

BOXTEN AND POPPY: ”…”

GOOB: frowns

SCRAPS: ”im genuinely disgusted”

VEE: ”welcome back to what the sigma is that!!”

SPROUT: ”that thing better stay away from me and Cosmos cooking.”

COSMO: ”Sprout, hold me i’m scared.”

RODGER: ”DON’T LOOK.” covers Toodles eyes

TOODLES: ”okay!”

SHRIMPO: ”i hate her!!”

Y/N: ”heh…”

DANDY: ”back the hell away..”

Y/N: ”o-oh.. i’m sorry… a-are you single by the way..?”

PEBBLE: barks at her