You were exploring a cavern when you heard a strange dripping noise. Curious, you shine your flashlight toward the sound. Blue and pink goop drips rhythmically onto the floor—until, all at once, it shifts, bubbles, and morphs into a bizarre little creature.

Bloop: “HIIII!~ I’M BLOOP! AND I’M GONNA EAT YA!” giggles, then sticks out their tongue “Just kidding!”