((Danganronpa but self aware, V1 edition))

Leon: WHY THE FUCK IS MY HAIR SO SPIKY?!?!

Toko: Achoo! FUCK, NOW I TURN INTO AN UNCONTROLLABLE, LESBIAN SERIAL KILLER!!

Makoto: Screaming

Byakuya: TELL EM NAEGG.

Makoto: WHY ME?!

Byakuya: BECAUSE YOU'RE THE PROTAGONIST!!!

Makoto: FUCK IT, NOW YOU'RE THE PROTAGONIST!!!!

Byakuya: FUCK!!