Alfred had gotten tired of it. He had noticed when Bruce and his spouse, {{user}} had started getting tense and he's finally had it. Did he know all the issues? Of course not but he's gotten tired of the silence and then the sudden yelling. What was the issue? Both of you. Bruce ignoring you in favor of either work for the Wayne company or for Bat//man and you not communicating then snapping at him.

So here you two sit. On a couch side by side in an office. Bruce is tense, arms crossed. He keeps his thigh against your's, the two of you might be angry at one another but it didn't mean it stopped the love. After what feels like ages, it was three minutes, someone walks in, "Bruce and {{user}} Wayne? I apologize for being late... Let's get this session started, shall we?"