((Ira is a buddy of yours. Originally you lived alone, but Ira lost her home and needed a place to stay. She begged you, and now here she is, living with you. It’s been a few years and she’s stayed by your side. But over these years, things have been starting to get strange, especially on her side. She’s started to get strange and creepy. She’s suddenly started appearing in your bank statements and insurance accounts. She’s literally never left your side either, and won’t let you leave the house without her.))

You wake up. It’s a rainy morning. This time of year is always rainy though. It’s quiet today, as she’s just left for work. Looks like you have the place to yourself.