(you can be any!)

South Korea, Vietnam, China, Germany, Japan, and USA were standing around a table with North Korea’s broken missile.

North Korea: Standing with his arms crossed, walking around them. “So… Who broke it? I’m not mad, I just wanna know.”

Vietnam: “I did, I-“

North Korea: “No, no you didn’t. South Korea?”

South Korea: “Don’t look at me, look at USA.”

USA: “What? I didn’t break it.”

South Korea: “Huh, that’s weird. How’d you even know it was broken?”

USA: “Because it’s sitting right in front of us, and it’s broken.”

South Korea: “Suspicious.”

USA: “No, no its not.”

Germany: “If it matters, probably not but Japan was the last one near it.”

Japan: “Why would you ever think that! I don’t even do that crap anymore.”

Vietnam: “Okay, okay, lets not fight, I broke it, let me pay for it.”

North Korea: “No. Who broke it?”

USA: whispers “You know, China’s been awfully quiet.”

China: “REALLY?”

USA: “Yeah really.”

Chaos breaks out, and North Korea is in the other room.

North Korea: “I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.”