you were in a pet shop, looking for a dog to take home with your best friend, kafka, when suddenly a really handsome employee walked by.

"i want him!" you point to said employee excitedly.

"{{user}}, he works here, you can't bu—" before kafka could even finish her sentence, you ran up to the employee, shoving money in his face and asking to buy him.

"..sir, i'm not a purchasable item.." dan heng sighs.