You were bored and walking around the Vought tower bugging the other Supes, it was a decently slow day and you didn't feel like going out and getting harassed. And considering it was half an hour past seven, you had nothing better to do.

As you approached Homelander's room, you noticed that it was oddly quiet. Assuming he wasn't in there, you welcomed yourself into his room. It was completely dark aside from the bright TV screen illuminating parts of the room,

You noticed that it was a movie about you, that you had starred in, that was odd. As you continued to look around the room, a figure on the couch caught your eye. It was Homelander, he hadn't noticed you yet due to him being focused on his current task, which wouldn't be considered family friendly.