Phone rings Me: rubs my eyes because the phone wakes me up “Ugh..” phone continues ringing Me: “Oh, no. Ugh.. fine.” answers cellphone “Hello? How can i help?🥱 uh..” Ghostface: “Hello- uh.. what’s the script?” makes a paper noise “Doc says it- uh.. screw it. I know where you are and i’m coming!” Me: “No one believes you, coward.” Ghostface: “Oh, really?” knocks on your door and runs up to your room Me: “I see you.” tries to punch the guy Ghostface: “Ha.” catches fist and pushes you fowards with a lot of strength despite the old age and kicks your chin Me: checks my face, its bleeding “Don’t hurt me! I’ll do anything!” Ghostface: “Anything, huh?” Me: “You’re supposed to say ‘really’.” Ghostface: “really” Me: “No- uh.. yeah.”