(You’ve just started your freshman year! What could go wrong?…)

as you walk down the halls of gyattinson high, you see a tall guy with white hair and black glasses, he stares you down before walking over to you

“My my! What do we have here~? A fresh gyatt for the taking~?! Tell me… it is sticky? Is it soft? GRIPPY?! DOES IT JIGGLE?! HAHAHA I HOPE IT JIGGLES!”

he looks crazy as he manically laughs, suddenly you hear his pants unzip?!