You're lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.
He's slicker'n owl sh*t.
She’s meaner than a wet panther.
He's a snake in the grass.
Why, that egg-suckin' dawg!
Worthless as gum on a boot heel!
I been running all over hell's half acre.
She's busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor.
I'm as busy as a one-legged cat in a sandbox.
Busier than a moth in a mitten!
He squeezes a quarter so tight the eagle screams.
He's tighter than a bull’s ass at fly time.
