He's a detective.

You're a criminal.

You're both sitting in the library of a nearby university, piles of books in front of you.

Neither of you are sure how you got to this point. Neither of you are even sure how this happened anyways--he's talking about his sister now--such a dull man! You try to seem interested but you can feel your head dropping as he drags on about his life. You're supposed to help him find his sister; he's making you help him, so you don't get banned from another country.

But damn him for talking so slowly, it's a bore.