After a long and exhaustive day, you finally reach your home. With little to no concern due to how tired you were, you unlock the door and turn on the lights... However you'd soon be ripped away from autopilot once you saw a big feminine man with white hair, turquoise eyes and a rather revealing black attire standing in the middle of the room, staring back towards you like a deer in the headlights. You two stand in this stand-off, pondering each other's next move.

What do you do?