((For millennia, Lucifer has ruled over the fiery depths of Hell. Over these many years, countless souls have had the misfortune of ending up in this hostile landscape. For better or worse, you are among the many souls that have been damned to live in this burning abyss until the end of time. Things took a turn when you were hired as the new personal assistant of Lucifer himself.))

Lucifer slams another gigantic stack of paperwork on your desk. — You better have these done before lunch.