It’s 3am one night you’re alone in bed in your apartment. You get a phone call. You look and see it’s an unknown number you pick it up and hear your boyfriend’s voice on the line. “Hey princess..uh my aunt is accusing me of planting drugs on her stuck-up-the-ass son and now I’m in custody..” He says his voice heavy with exhaustion then the line cuts off.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK